Cake & Whatnots

Happy Birthday To Me!
(haha)

Unfortunately for me, I've finally grown a year older, to make it worse, entered the age of adulthood..bleah..yes yes, I've turned 21! lol..more pictures in time to come =D

So far, nothing much planned except for dim sum lunch with my parents and the boy, dinner (planned by him) and a date to watch the Vienna Boys Choir perform at the Esplanade on Sunday! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jay's Capricon

Yes Yes! i'm excited..cos I just saw the advert for Jay's new album on the telly! (okay, i don't really buy many chinese albums, or is a big fan of Jay..but his new album sounds really good!..)

And I can't wait till i head out to get the new album!!!!!!!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (i've embedded some songs, have a listen!)


稻香



说好的幸福呢

(one of my favourites from the album..there's only the full version with stills from the MV though)


给我一首歌的时间



童年的时光机

(my FAVOURITE!)


(pardon the bimbo-ness today)

on the really BRIGHT side, my cousin-in-law is gonna deliver soon!! She just got admitted into the hospital, and into the delivery suite! Can't wait to see my baby niece!! =)

Mango's Be A Model

yes, i went to upload a photo there for the fun of it. lol! In any case, do vote for me!

1. Go to http://www.quemepongobymango.com/
2. At the bottom, select "BE A MODEL".
3. Search for my name "Vanessa"(I'm currently on page 7..unless there are more entries, please look further down..pg 8, 9 etc...THANK YOU!)

Emails & Humour

something i received in my email..i find it rather..well..humorous
(prefect ways to turn a guy down)

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Weekly dose of AGT

America's Got Talent: Michael Harrison, Ventriloquist




America's Got Talent: Nuttin' But Stringz!



Awesome!


America's Got Talent: Paul Salos

Boy feeds animals to crocodile!

Boy escapes charges after zoo break-in @ Yahoo! Video

Some Humour

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.