Sorryyyyy

I apologise to those who might read this sad little blog. I'll update it soon enough! So Sorry!

Cake & Whatnots

Happy Birthday To Me!
(haha)

Unfortunately for me, I've finally grown a year older, to make it worse, entered the age of adulthood..bleah..yes yes, I've turned 21! lol..more pictures in time to come =D

So far, nothing much planned except for dim sum lunch with my parents and the boy, dinner (planned by him) and a date to watch the Vienna Boys Choir perform at the Esplanade on Sunday! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jay's Capricon

Yes Yes! i'm excited..cos I just saw the advert for Jay's new album on the telly! (okay, i don't really buy many chinese albums, or is a big fan of Jay..but his new album sounds really good!..)

And I can't wait till i head out to get the new album!!!!!!!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (i've embedded some songs, have a listen!)


稻香



说好的幸福呢

(one of my favourites from the album..there's only the full version with stills from the MV though)


给我一首歌的时间



童年的时光机

(my FAVOURITE!)


(pardon the bimbo-ness today)

on the really BRIGHT side, my cousin-in-law is gonna deliver soon!! She just got admitted into the hospital, and into the delivery suite! Can't wait to see my baby niece!! =)

Mango's Be A Model

yes, i went to upload a photo there for the fun of it. lol! In any case, do vote for me!

1. Go to http://www.quemepongobymango.com/
2. At the bottom, select "BE A MODEL".
3. Search for my name "Vanessa"(I'm currently on page 7..unless there are more entries, please look further down..pg 8, 9 etc...THANK YOU!)

Emails & Humour

something i received in my email..i find it rather..well..humorous
(prefect ways to turn a guy down)

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Weekly dose of AGT

America's Got Talent: Michael Harrison, Ventriloquist




America's Got Talent: Nuttin' But Stringz!



Awesome!


America's Got Talent: Paul Salos

Boy feeds animals to crocodile!

Boy escapes charges after zoo break-in @ Yahoo! Video

Some Humour

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

10 Type of Guys to Avoid

(Disclaimer: These are just my opinions)

1. Guys who says stuff like, "I like you, but I'm not ready for a relationship". Guys like this are just into flirting. That's all there is.


2. Guys who calls or sms you whenever they like. What do they think of you? A toy? Come and go as he wishes?


3. Guys who asks you out on a date without really meaning it. Ya, there's actually plenty of guys like this.


4. Guys who already have a GF but still sms and find you all the time. What do they want? They have a GF but they still find you? Why bother being in a relationship if all they want is to flirt around?


5. Guys who think that they're always right. This kind of guys are self centered and they wouldn't give a damn about how you feel.


6. Guys who are blur all the time. They don't even know what is happening even if you hint them. And if you tell them directly in the face, they'll just react by saying "getting sensitive over a small thing."


7. Guys who do not know what they want. If they do not know what they want, what makes you think that they'll know how to love you?


8. Guys who just keep finding you even after you told them that you're busy at the moment. These kind of guys are a no no. They mean no harm, but seriously, how long can you put up with them? It's like having a mom as your bf.


9. Guys who go round bitching bout other guys to you so that you'll keep your distance. These kind of guys are just jealous of the other. They have nothing better to do than act like a wimp.


10. Guys who don't treat you right. Yes, if you're unhappy with him, regardless it's on the phone or when you're hanging out with him, get rid of him. He's a no no for your life.